Attn: You

I have a question to ask you
Miss So-and-so, Life On The Wrong Track
If you don't mind replying
In a short span of time
Our shareholders will thank you
You didn't follow the normal proceedings
You never said how we'd conduct business
You never showed your true intentions
I have a question to ask you
And if you don't mind, please respond hastily
Why?
What's your point?
(In your reply, please include
Any relevant documents or argumentation
Please remember, my office is closed
Whenever melancholy strikes
Best compliments)